Today is World Social Media Day, an ideal occasion for us to delve into what social media may truly be about, especially in view of recent news that persons addicted to cell phones are growing horns on their skulls.
Question: What if the World Wide Web is actually Satan, and that Google, Apple and Facebook are its most predominant disciples, lulling you, me and everyone else into an ever-increasing hypnotic trance?
In other words, what if the devil is not in the detail, but in the data?
And what if, as futurist Ray Kurzweil (who works at Google) predicts, computers become sentient, i.e., aware, and humankind is eventually forced into subservience by artificial intelligence?
While noting that Google co-founder Sergey Brin’s motto is “Don’t be evil,”one might naturally question what ecclesiastical credentials Mr. Brin possesses for deciding what is evil and what isn’t.
The late Steve Jobs of Apple had his own take on Google’s motto: “It’s bull————.”
And Jobs would know. For reasons never explained, he priced his very first Apple computer (April 1976) at $666. Oddly, Google has its own fascination with The Beast, having designed their Chrome logo around it.
To better understand the belly of the beast, one must visit Silicon Valley, where, in 1938, the beast was reborn.
Thus, the artist Thomas Van Stein and I embark on a pilgrimage to Geek Mecca — or Gecca, for short.
The landmark Stanford movie theater in Palo Alto is not showing the latest blockbuster. Instead, the old marquee boasts “Remember the Night” from 1940; the window display features a poster of James Stewart holding Donna Reed aloft in “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
And that’s the uncanny thing we first uncover about this place: that the people who live here, while bringing the future to everyone else, cling to the past.
We dip into a popular bar called NOLA — decorated with folk art, devils and skeletons galore — and sip bourbon until darkness descends and it’s time for us to see ? The Garage.
It was there, a nondescript garage down a driveway at 367 Addison Avenue, that William Hewlett and David Packard gave birth to an audio oscillator, which opened the proverbial Pandora’s Box.
Google headquarters is in nearby Mountain View. This is where we undertake an in-person Google search.
There is no main entrance, no security gate, and no sign to herald Google’s presence. Instead we find an amorphous sprawl of unidentified buildings and anonymity.
“Where is everybody?”asks Van Stein.
The few persons crisscrossing between buildings don’t look old enough to have graduated college. We stop one young male wearing a Google badge and the obligatory dispatch bag.
“Where is the main building?”I ask.
He chuckles and points. “Over there?”
I try to follow his point. “Over where?”
We walk toward more unidentified buildings; all the doors are locked and signs everywhere say “Google Employees Only.”
“This is better for them than guards with guns,”I say. “They just ignore visitors like us.”
Finally, we find a sign that says “Visitors Center.”
We enter a small, drab lobby. Behind the counter sits a lone female receptionist.
“I’d like to see someone from Google,”I announce.
She regards me with a vacant expression, barely a hint of amusement in her eyes.
“I tried to phone,”I further explain. “It’s impossible to connect to a human being. I tried to email. But nobody answers. So, I’ve traveled a long way to see somebody in person.”
“We don’t do that,”she says. “There’s no one who can see you.”
We have arrived at the entrance to Emerald City and the Great Oz is unavailable.
“Maybe you can find a trainee junior assistant who has two minutes to spare?”
She shakes her head. “Not even. There’s no one here who can do that. You have to send an email to a support group.”
“I have already,”I say. “No one responds. What about you?”
“Me?”
“Yes. Can I talk to you?”
“No. I’m not authorized to talk to anyone.”
“But you’re talking to me right now.”
She shrugs, no longer talking. Silently, she provides hand-written instructions about who I must email. That person’s name is “support.”
Many years before Google became the name of a search engine (and data storage facility), it was (I kid you not) an ugly beast depicted in a (foretelling?) children’s book by V.V. Vickers, published by Oxford University Press.
This illustrated book is about a much-feared “Google Monster”that resides in “Google Land.”
The monster does not appear until the last page, and when it does, it is with these words:
The sun is setting—
Can’t you hear
A something in the distance
Howl?
I wonder if it’s—
Yes! It is
That horrid Google
On the Prowl!
We continue our pilgrimage to Facebook headquarters, situated at Hacker Way in Menlo Park.
There is no main entrance, no security gate, and no sign to herald the presence of Facebook. Instead, an amorphous sprawl of unidentified buildings and anonymity.
Van Stein invokes Yogi Berra: “It’s déj. . . vu all over again!”
And indeed, we go through an experience identical to what just happened at Google. The faceless face of Facebook.
I discern this message:
We Zuck you in (pun intended), store your data, and market what you’re looking for directly to you before you even know you want it, but don’t contact us, you’re just data, and we’re a data processor, and it’s got nothing to do with sociability or humanity.
Mark Zuckerberg said it all when he dubbed his creation “The Trance,”which he especially designed to be “hypnotic.”Today, whole teams of psychologists are employed at Facebook to perpetuate mass hypnosis.
Put another way by Albert Einstein: “I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”
After Silicon Valley, we crave someplace as different as possible, and, fortunately, it isn’t far off: Carmel-by-the-Sea.
Dot-Calm.
And the late Doris Day’s Cypress Inn.
It was Ms. Day, patron saint of dogs, who pioneered the concept of a pet-friendly hotel.
Here, dogs occupy overstuffed chairs in the lobby with their pet people, who are tolerated only because, well, dogs cannot check themselves in.
Surrounded by canines, I realize that dogs are the angels on this planet, while humankind, largely influenced by the devil, is inadvertently replacing itself with artificial intelligence.
I’d been thinking about buying an iPad.
Instead, here in Carmel, I opt for a Visconti rollerball and a Rhodia paper pad.
On World Social Media Day, remember this mantra: People matter, not the data.
Robert Eringer
The author lives in Santa Barbara.
